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    Piercing Observation

    | Miami, FL, USA | Family & Kids, Top, Underaged

    (I’m approached by what looks to be a teenager and a younger child.)

    Teenager: “Hello. My daughter would like to get her belly button pierced.”

    Me: “Did the man at the front check your ID?”

    Teenager: “No.”

    Me: “I’m going to have to.”

    (I see that he is seventeen years old.)

    Me: “Sir, this ID shows that you’re even younger then me. How old are you?”

    Younger Child: “Eleven.”

    Me: “So she’s eleven?”

    Teenager: “Yes.”

    Me: “And you’re seventeen?”

    Teenager: “Yes.”

    Me: “So you had her when you were six?”

    *long pause*

    Younger Child: “I told you it wouldn’t work, dumba**!”