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    Picking On Pockets

    | Boston, MA, USA | Top

    Customer: “Two white wines, please.”

    Me: “Sure thing. Your total will be $****.”

    Customer: “$****?! That’s a little steep. I bet you’re lining your pockets.”

    (I look down at my uniform, which is a black cocktail dress.)

    Me: “Sir, I don’t have pockets.”

    Customer: “Touché.”