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    Personally, I Prefer Stars And Polkadots

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    American customer: “Your flag is just so pretty. I love maple leaves. Does it come in blue?”

    Me: “Um, no, sorry, only red.”

    American customer: “That’s a shame. My kitchen is blue, and it would look so pretty on the wall. You should make them in other colours.”

    Me: “…”

    Canadian customer behind her: “That’s a good point. I’ve always thought the stars-and-stripes would look great in earth tones.”

    American customer: “Our flag is ALWAYS red, white and blue! Honestly, Canadians are so stupid sometimes.”