October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

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| St. John's, NL, Canada | Uncategorized

(I’m trying to organize curtains, shams, valances, etc., when a customer approaches me.)

Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”

Me: “I certainly do, can I help you with anything?”

Customer: *snotty* “Yeah, can you get out of my way, please?”

Me: “…”

Customer, to his wife: “I can say that to her because she works here!”