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    Perhaps The Wolves Are Still Available To Babysit Tonight…

    | Fairbanks, AK, USA |

    Customer: *with child in tow* “Excuse me, do you work here?”

    Me: “Yes, can I help you find something?”

    Customer: “There’s no one in your children’s department.”

    Me: “Ma’am?”

    Customer: “There’s usually one of you people in the kids’ department.”

    Me: “Yes…our lead Children’s Zoning person called out today…”

    Customer: “Well then, just who is supposed to watch the children?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, what do you mean?”

    Customer: “Who’s going to watch the children? I leave my little girl over there while I shop, and I expect someone to watch her.”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: In your children’s department. The DAYCARE.”

    Me: “Ma’am…we don’t have a daycare…”

    Customer: “…” *walks away*