Perhaps She Should Talk To General Protection Fault
Customer: “I am calling to let you know that you are running an illegal operation.”
Me: “Pardon me?”
Customer: “That’s right! My computer says so right on the screen!”
Me: “Ma’am, that’s a Microsoft error message that says, ‘Your program has performed an illegal operation.'”
Customer: “There is nothing wrong with my computer! I have a 15-inch neck!” *hangs up*
(I assume the customer was referring to her monitor… a 15-inch NEC.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.