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    Perhaps She Should Talk To General Protection Fault

    | Hudson, FL, USA |

    Customer: “I am calling to let you know that you are running an illegal operation.”

    Me: “Pardon me?”

    Customer: “That’s right! My computer says so right on the screen!”

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s a Microsoft error message that says, ‘Your program has performed an illegal operation’.”

    Customer: “There is nothing wrong with my computer! I have a 15 inch neck!” *hangs up*

    (I assume the customer was referring to her monitor… a 15 inch NEC.)

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