(A customer rushes in flustered.)

Me: “Can I help you today?”

Customer: “Yes, I need something, but I’m not sure what.”

Me: “Uh, okay. Is it an appliance, like a kettle or toaster, or are you after a TV or vacuum cleaner?”

Customer: *getting agitated* “No! I need something, you know to clean between my floor and ceiling!”

Me: confused “So…to clean the room?”

Customer: “You people are all the same, trying to sell me something every time I’m in here!” *storms out*