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    Perhaps It’s The Space Between Their Ears

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    (A customer rushes in flustered.)

    Me: “Can I help you today?”

    Customer: “Yes, I need something, but I’m not sure what.”

    Me: “Uh, okay. Is it an appliance, like a kettle or toaster, or are you after a TV or vacuum cleaner?”

    Customer: *getting agitated* “No! I need something, you know to clean between my floor and ceiling!”

    Me: confused “So…to clean the room?”

    Customer: “You people are all the same, trying to sell me something every time I’m in here!” *storms out*