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    (Woman walks in totally nude and grabs a muffin. She has a large, rather offensive tattoo from her bottom rib up her neck.)

    Me: “Ma’am, you can’t just take those…”

    Nudist: “Why, because of the tattoo?”

    Me: “No, because you need to pay for it first.”

    Nudist: “It’s a free country!” *walks out*

    (I ended up pulling out my wallet and paying for it myself, because getting arrested for chasing a nude chick down the street is not worth it.)