Pepsi With A Hint Of Levis

| Worcester, MA, USA |

(A customer places a 2 liter bottle of soda down at the end of the conveyor belt. When the conveyor belt, moves the bottle falls over and the cap shatters; the soda leaks all over my pants.)

Me: “Sir, you’re going to have to get another bottle if you still want to buy the soda.”

Customer: “But I wanted that bottle!”

Me: “Well, then… I’ll just squeeze the soda from my pants back into the bottle for you.”