November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Pepperoni And A Side Of Dentures, Please

, | Oregon, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “[Pizza place], what can I get for you?”

Customer: “I’d like a large cheese pizza.”

Me: “Great. Anything else for you today?”

Customer: “Um…yeah. Could you undercook that? Most of the people eating the pizza don’t have teeth.”