Peppered With Inconsistency

| Clifton Park, NY, USA | Food & Drink

Customer: “Hi, I’d like your tuna jalapeño sub without the jalapeños.”

Me: “Okay, so you’d like a tuna sub?”

Customer: “No, I’d like a tuna jalapeño sub without the tuna!”

Me: “You want a veggie sub?”

Customer: “No, you’re not listening! Give me a tuna jalapeño sub without the jalapeños!”

(I just start making a tuna sub without saying another word.)

Me: “And what kind of veggies would you like?”

Customer: “Lettuce, tomato, and…hmm…how about jalapeños?