Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 36

Me: “What would you do if I became a zombie?”

Boyfriend: “I would freeze you while I worked on a cure.”

Me: “So you’d kill me, and just delay your grief by pretending that I could have actually survived the freezing process?”

Boyfriend: “Zombies can totally survive freezing.”

Me: “So the evil cryogenic scientists would have you believe. It’s just a scam to make money off of rich dead people.”

Boyfriend: “That’s the difference between you and me. You believe in science.”

Me: “What do you believe in?”

Boyfriend: “Max Brooks.”