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    Peace On Earth, Or At Least During The Day Shift

    | Illinois, USA |

    (The store is open Easter Sunday. We only have three people on duty: two salesmen and myself.)

    Customer: “Wow, I’m really surprised you’re open on Easter!”

    Me: “Well, it doesn’t matter to us. I’m Muslim and my salesmen here are Jewish. We offered to work today so the other employees could celebrate the holiday.”

    Customer: “And you all get along?”

    Me: “Um…yes.”

    Customer: “I didn’t think that was allowed!”