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    | Kildare, Ireland |

    (I’ve just finished ringing up a customer’s purchase and his total is €1.69.)

    Me: “Ok, that’ll be one sixty-nine please.”

    Customer: *giggles* “That’s what she said.”

    Customer’s girlfriend: “You wish.”