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    Patty And Selma Go Cruising

    | Orlando, FL, USA |

    (Back when I was about seven years old, I used to have a lemonade stand. One day, these female customers in their late 40s drove up.)

    Me: “Hi! Would you like to try some home-made lemonade? Only a dollar!”

    Customer #1: “I’ll only have some if you have whiskey in it!”

    Me: “Um, I don’t have any whiskey.”

    Customer #2: “WE WANT WHISKEY!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t have any whiskey.”

    Customer #1: “Well, if you don’t have any whiskey, we are leaving!” *drives off*