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    Passing It Forward

    | A.C.T., Australia |

    Me: “How are you today sir?”

    Customer: “Ahhhhh…well, I’m pretty good now!”

    Me: “Now?”

    Customer: “I’ve just had a horrible stomach ache all day, but I just farted and I feel much better!”

    Me: “That’s…nice…”

    (The relieved customer leaves, but another customer approaches. They’re unaware of the previous conversation.)

    Another customer: “Can you smell something? Do you think it’s the meat? Does it smell off to you?”

    Me: “No, miss. I don’t think it’s the meat.”