(I’m restocking the confectionery section and have a trolley almost overloaded with boxes of candy and sweets.)

Customer: *gasping* “Young man! How dare you! What’s your parents’ names and number? I’m going to call them and tell them you’re buying so many sweets!”

(I point to my name badge.)

Me: “I work here. I’m just restocking the shelves.”

Customer: “Well…they shouldn’t have someone like you doing that then!”