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    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    (I’m working at a movie theatre when a woman and her son who looks about 8 storms outside and up to me at the box office.)

    Customer: “I demand my money back for our movie!”

    Me: “Okay, no problem. Because it’s been within the first 30 minutes I can refund you the full price. What movie was it that you went to see?”

    Customer:Sin City!”

    Me: *begins to refund the two tickets*

    Customer: “You know, this is ridiculous. You should have told me that this movie was inappropriate for my child. There’s not even a notice anywhere telling me this!”

    Me: “Uh…”

    Customer: “How on earth was I supposed to know that this movie is inappropriate? You really should have told me!”

    Me: “Are you serious? The movie is rated 18A, the poster right in front of you has a half naked lady dancing, AND it’s called SIN City! Did you expect it to be about bunnies and rainbows?”

    Customer: *grabs her money and storms off with her son*