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    Papering Things Into Perspective

    | Oklahoma, USA | Top

    Customer #1: “I need a receipt for Pump 5.”

    My Coworker: “Sure, here you go, sir. Is there anything else I can get for you?”

    Customer #1: “Yeah, you need to keep your pumps full of paper! The whole reason I use my credit card is so I don’t have to walk inside for a receipt!”

    Coworker: “Sorry, sir. I’ll get another roll of paper out there as soon as I can.”

    Customer #1: “Well, you need to just make sure the roll doesn’t run out!”

    (Suddenly, another customer speaks up.)

    Customer #2: “Yeah, I bet he intentionally let that pump run out of paper just to ruin your day. That’s what I’d do if I had to put up with idiots all day.”

    (Customer #1 grabs his receipt and leaves angrily. A cop who has also been waiting in line also chimes in.)

    Cop: “Man, I wish the worst thing I had to worry about was a gas pump running out of receipt paper…”