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    | Norfolk, VA, USA | Pets & Animals

    (We will be opening a new Asia section in the spring. The area is visible, but guests can’t walk through it yet.)

    Guest: “Excuse me, what is that over there?”

    Me: “That’s going to be our new Asia exhibit.”

    Guest: “Is it going to have panda bears?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry ma’am, its not.”

    Guest: “Why not?”

    Me: “Well, all of the pandas that you see in zoos are actually owned by China, and the zoos have to pay $1 million per year to rent each panda. They even have to pay for any babies born, and have to sign a contract that all of the pandas belong to China. It’s just too expensive.”

    Guest: “But I thought the 14th Amendment guaranteed citizenship to any baby born here! Those should be our pandas!”