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    Pain In The Derrière

    | Ontario, Canada |

    (A customer comes up to me holding a package of Naan bread.)

    Customer: What kind of bread is this?”

    Me: “That’s just plain white naan.”

    Customer: “They forgot the ‘L’.” *points to the words ‘Naan Pain’ on the front of the package*

    Me: “Oh, that’s French for ‘bread’.”

    Customer: “So the flavor isn’t pain?”

    Me: “No, sir, pain isn’t a flavor.”