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    Paging Homeland Security To The Wine Cellar

    | Oregon |

    Me: “May I get something for you ladies to drink?”

    Lady 1: “Um, yes. (to Lady 2) What are you having, dear?”

    Lady 2: “I’ll have the white zinfandel.”

    Lady 1: “Oh yes, I’ll have the infidel, too. Last night I had the marlo!”