Featured:
  • A Very Purr-sonable Cat
    (1,812 thumbs up)
  • May Theme Of The Month: Movie Mayhem!

    Paging Dr. Cold Cut

    | Laramie, WY, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Would you like chips or a drink with your sandwich?”

    Customer: *surprised* “What?!”

    Me: “Would you like chips or a drink?”

    Customer: *shocked* “What did you say?”

    Me: *slowly* “I asked if you would like to have chips or a drink with your sandwich.”

    Customer: “OOOOOOH! I thought you asked if I would like to have surgery with my sub!”