(A woman comes into the store and walks up to the clerk.)
Customer: “Some lady parked wrong and is blocking all of the traffic in the parking lot.”
Me: “Did you see her come into this store?”
Customer: “No, I didn’t see her at all.”
Me: “Then, how do you know that it was a woman?”
Customer: “Because women always do things wrong.”
(The woman in line behind her gasps at this.)
Customer: “Well, that’s what my husband tells me.”
(I’m a checkout assistant at a supermarket working the night of Halloween. A teenager and his girlfriend come to the checkout at about 8pm with three dozen eggs.)
Me: “You’re not the ones who have been egging people in the carpark, are you?”
Customer: “Uh, no. We, um, just want to make an omelette.”
Me: “You’re making a thirty-six egg omelette? How big is your frying pan?”
Customer: “S***.” *runs out of the store*
(I work within a very large concert hall selling programmes for the concerts. A large man walks up to me.)
Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you today?”
Man: *strong Russian accent* “Excuse me, but where is the Russian carpark?”
Me: “Pardon, sir, could you repeat that?”
Man: “Where is the Russian carpark?”
Me: “The Russian car park?”
Me: “There isn’t one. There’s just a regular car park.”
Man: “Oh.” *walks off*
Me: “911, what is your emergency?”
Caller: “I’m a bad, bad boy.”
Me: “Yes, you are. I have a squad car en route to your location. Have a good day, sir.”
The NAR Holiday iPod Touch Giveaway Contest is almost over, so be sure to enter now!
The holidays are just around the corner, so Not Always Right is starting your season off right by giving away a free iPod Touch (8GB in your choice of black or white) to one lucky reader!
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The contest begins:
Monday, 11/21/11 at 12:00 pm Pacific
The contest ends:
Monday, 12/5/11 at 12 pm Pacific
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