Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • Had It Up To Their Neck With Bad Customers
    (2,532 thumbs up)
  • April Themed Story Giveaway: Creepy Customers!
    Submit your story today!

    In Case Of Emergency, Use Brain

    , | Hanover, Germany | Extra Stupid

    (I’m working in the insurance field service. One of many things I have to deal with is containing damages on the telephone.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [insurance company]. How may I assist you?”

    Customer: “My house is burning!”

    Me: *confused* “Your house is burning?”

    Customer: “My house is burning! What should I do?”

    Me: “Have you called the fire department?”

    Customer: “No, I thought the insurance wanted to see the damage before–” *disconnects*

    Having Funion With Food

    , | York County, ME, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Health & Body

    Me: “Any veggies on your sandwich?”

    Customer: *mumbles*

    (I think I hear “onions” and reach for them.)

    Customer: “No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! No onions, no onions, no, no, NO!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, no onions then. What did you say?”

    Customer: *repeats veggie order*

    (I get to ringing her up and she begins to apologize.)

    Customer: “I’m sorry if I startled you.”

    Me: “Oh, it’s okay.”

    Customer: “It’s just…I don’t like onions.”

    Me: “It’s really okay.”

    Customer: “No, you don’t understand. You would have had to remake my sandwich. I hate onions! They make me want to vomit! Vomit everywhere!”

    You Need The Male Order Catalogue

    | Des Moines, IA, USA |

    (I work at a retail store as a tech person. We also work the sales floor. A lady walks in and and I go over to help her.)

    Me: “Hi, can I help you look for anything?”

    Customer: “I’m looking for a husband.”

    Me: “What does he look like?”

    Customer: “No, I’m looking for a husband!”

    Live Wires Are Stupid Magnets

    | Wilmington, NC, USA | Extra Stupid

    Customer: “Excuse me, I have these wires that are red, black, and white, coming out of my drywall in my garage. I touched them and they did not appear live. I need to do something with them so I can patch the wall.”

    Me: “Okay, we can get some caps for you and some electrical tape. Just cap each one individually and wrap them individually with the tape and
    you can tuck them back into the wall without any issues.”

    Customer: “Should I test them to see if they are live? Should I touch them to my tongue?”

    Me: “No!”

    Schrödinger’s Whipped Cream

    | Scranton, PA, USA |

    (This customer orders a hot drink, which is served in a regular paper cup. You can’t see the drink through it.)

    Customer: “I asked for whipped cream on my drink.”

    Me: “I know. I made sure there was whipped cream.”

    Customer: “But, I can’t see it.”

    Me: “Well, that’s because it’s inside the cup.”

    Customer: “Oh…”


    Page 967/1,972First...965966967968969...Last