Needs To Learn Copy-Right And Wrong, Part 2

| MN, USA | Criminal/Illegal, History, Technology, Theme Of The Month

(My photo lab has two self-serve machines for customers to order prints of their photos. They either put in electronic media, such as a CD, or camera memory card, or they can scan a print into the computer.)

Customer: “What do I do first?”

Me: “Well, we will scan your pictures, and then tell it what you want.”

(The customer shows me an album of wedding photos that were taken approximately in the 1950s-60s.)

Me: “Unfortunately, these are still protected by [United States] federal copyright law. For anything less than 75 years old, we need permission from the person hired to take the pictures.”

Customer: “But how does the machine know they’re copyrighted?”

Me: “Uh… it doesn’t. That’s my job. We look at each order before printing, to make sure we have proper documentation so we don’t break the law.”

Customer: “Then how do you know they’re less than 75 years old?!”

Me: “They didn’t have cars like that in the 1930s!”

Related:
Needs To Learn Copy-Right And Wrong

Prescribing Perspective

| AL, USA | Awesome Customers, Health & Body, Top

Me: “How may I help you, ma’am?”

Customer #1: “I’m picking up a script for [name].”

(I proceed to look it up. However, the system alerts me that we do not have anything ready.)

Me: “I don’t see that we have anything ready for you, ma’am.”

Customer #1: “What do you mean, you don’t have anything! They called two days ago!”

Me: “I apologize, ma’am. If a prescription sits on our shelf for too long, we have to put it back on our stock shelf.”

Customer #1: “It’s only been a week! That’s just stupid! Give me back my script! I’ll go to [rival store]! Only one week! Absurd!”

(I escort her to my co-worker, so that I may help the other customers in line.)

Customer #2: “Oh, honey, I think I may have done the same thing and waited too long; can you check?”

Me: “Certainly, sir.”

(I check, and indeed his was placed back to stock as well.)

Me: “Yes, sir, I’m afraid so.”

(Customer #2 speaks loud enough for everyone to hear.)

Customer #2: “Oh, shoot. IT’S PURELY MY FAULT FOR FORGETTING, EVEN AFTER Y’ALL WERE SO NICE TO CALL ME TWICE. Thank you, sugar; I’ll go talk to [co-worker].”

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 18

| PA, USA | Money

Me: “Thank you for calling [Bank]! This is [My Name] speaking; how can I help you?”

(I hear an elderly customer, sounding very annoyed.)

Customer: “Yeah, I want to know the balance in my account.”

Me: “Okay, sir. If I can just get your social—”

Customer:“I don’t give my social to anyone!”

Me: “Okay, that’s fine. I’ll need to get your account number, then.”

Customer: “Okay.”

(He states a number that’s far different from the norm.)

Me: “Okay, sir, I don’t see that account. Could you repeat that?”

Customer: “I just gave it to you! It’s [number]!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir; I don’t see anything in our system.”

Customer: “What? You had better see something in your system!”

Me: “There’s nothing here. I could try your social, and see if it will come up then.”

(He gives me his social.)

Me: “Hmm. I still don’t see anything here.”

Customer: “What? How does that happen? Do you have any idea how much money I have there?”

Me: “I have no idea, sir. Nothing is coming up that’s connected to your account number or social.”

Customer: “Is this [Competitor’s Bank]?”

Me: “No, sir, it’s [Company Bank].”

Customer: *click*

Related:
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 17
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 16
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 15
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 14
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 13
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 12

There Are No Capital Numbers

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100% Idiot

| UK | Extra Stupid, Health & Body, Top

(An angry customer approaches me.)

Customer: “I purchased a pregnancy test from here, and it doesn’t work! I want my money back! I’ll never come here again! Stupid thing didn’t work!”

Me: “Okay… did you use it properly?”

Customer: “Do I look like an idiot?! I peed on a stick. Anyone can pee on a f****** stick!”

Me: “Did any type of line come up?”

Customer: “No, not a single line. Just a f****** number 30. How can I be 30% pregnant?”

Me: “Well, this is the first I’ve heard about this. Do you have the box with you so I can check if there have been any problems before?”

(The customer hands me the box. I stare at it and try not to laugh.)

Me: “Uh… you do realise that this is a thermometer, right?”

Customer: *runs out of the store*

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