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    5 Stories Of Thanksgiving Madness

    | Not Always Right | Roundups

    Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories Of Thanksgiving Madness Thanksgiving approaches, and it’s never the start of the holiday season without some crazy customers to start panic shopping early!

    1. Thankful For A Thankless Job (2,736 thumbs up)
    2. Cooking Up A Storm (2,167 thumbs up)
    3. No Pranks, Just Thanks (15,911 thumbs up)
    4. Political Correctness Takes A Holiday (2,638 thumbs up)
    5. Gobble Grunt Gobble (3,578 thumbs up)

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    Surprisingly Latex Tolerant

    | Dover, OH, USA | Food & Drink, Funny Names

    (I am stocking the dairy department in the store.)

    Customer: “Where’s the latex free milk?”

    (I felt really bad correcting him and kindly pointed and said:)

    Me: “Sir, the lactose free milk is right over there.”

    Her Threat Is Not Worth The Paper It’s Written On

    | Lake Forest, IL, USA | At The Checkout, Wild & Unruly

    (My store offers customers the choice between paper and plastic bags. As we are very busy in the days leading up to Easter, we run out of paper bags and only have plastic. It is now the day after Easter. An old woman comes up to my register with a small cart of items.)

    Me: “Hello, did you find everything you needed?”

    Customer: “Yes. I need all this in paper.”

    Coworker: *who is bagging* “I’m sorry, ma’am, we ran out of paper bags.”

    Customer: “Now, I said I’d NEVER shop here again if you ran out of paper bags.”

    Me: “I’m sorry; we ran out just Saturday. It—”

    Customer: “Well, [Other Grocery Store] never runs out of paper bags! This store is just too cheap to buy enough paper bags.”

    Me: “I’m sorry but I can’t speak for [Other Grocery Store]. All I know is that it was very busy Friday, very busy Saturday, and paper bags don’t come in until Tuesday.”

    Customer: *gives me a look of pure hate*

    Me: “Your total is [total].”

    (I finish bagging her grocery in silence and hand her her receipt.)

    Me: “All right, you have four bags. Would you like some help outside today?”

    Customer: “No, just put it in the cart.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we’re not allowed to let the carts outside of the store. I’d be happy to help—”

    Customer: “Just keep your d*** groceries!”

    (The customer walks right out the door and leaves behind her paid-for groceries. I don’t know what to do, so I just go and tell my supervisor. She freaks out and gets me freaked out about what our store manager will say to both of us. The customer’s groceries are still just sitting at my register. 15 minutes later my customer comes back, somehow looking both haughty and intensely embarrassed.)

    Customer: “Well, since they’re mine, I’ll just take them.”

    Me: “Do you need help out—”

    Customer: “NO!”

    It’s Better Than Just Using ‘Password’

    | Malvern, PA, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

    (Working on an internal IT help desk, we have a customer who calls once to twice a week because he has forgotten his password to the network or custom programs.)

    Customer: “My d*** computer is broken again!”

    Coworker: “Okay, [Customer], are you having trouble getting into the computer or into a program?”

    Customer: “I can’t do anything! I type in my password and the d*** thing won’t take it!”

    Coworker: “Okay, I’ll reset your password.”

    (I reset the password and leave it blank, as usual).

    Coworker: “All right, I’ve reset your password. Go ahead and try to log in now.”

    Customer: “What should I use for a password?”

    Coworker: “No password.”

    Customer: “Is there a space in that or is it all one word?”

    Time To Close The Door On This One

    | WA, Australia | Extra Stupid, Technology

    (I work in the IT Department for another company. Most of the support we do is over the phone but we occasionally have people drop their computer in for repair. My desk is next to a window which gives a clear view of the office parking lot from the first floor.)

    Me: “IT Helpdesk. [My Name] speaking.”

    Customer: “Hi, I need to drop my laptop off to be fixed. Can you come down and get it? I’m in the parking lot.”

    Me: “Sure thing. I’m a bit busy right now but if you just leave it at reception, I’ll come down and grab it later.”

    Customer: “Okay. How do I get into the building?”

    (At this point I look out the window. I can see the customer on his phone standing in the parking lot. Directly behind him is the entrance to the building, with our company name on a sign above it.)

    Me: “Through the front door?”

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