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    How OJ Might Order OJ

    , | Midwest USA |

    Customer at a drive-through: “Do you have orange juice, not an orange drink?”

    Me: “Yes, we have orange juice.”

    Customer: “I asked if you have orange juice, not an orange drink!”

    Me: “And I said we do have orange juice…”

    Customer, yelling: “Why don’t you answer my question!”

    Me: “I did…twice…”

    Customer: “F**k you! I don’t need to take this!”

    Me: “Oooookay then…”

    Low Class, High Class, Still An Ass

    | Toronto, ON, Canada |

    (A customer is sitting in front of a display, reading a book.)

    Coworker: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you can’t sit in front of our displays.”

    Customer: “I have to sit here because the customers over there are sending me bad energy.”

    Coworker: “Uh, okay…”

    (Coworker walks over to me.)

    Coworker: “Your turn.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you can’t sit in front of our displays.”

    Customer: “I’m not low class you know!”

    (I walk away stunned. After awhile, the customer finally gets up and walks toward the cashier.)

    Customer: “I have a complaint about two of your staff members. They called me low class. I’m not low class–I’m almost forty!”

    A Burger, Made Entirely Of Cheese

    | Portsmouth, UK |

    Me: “Hi, how can I help?”

    Lady: “Yes I’d like a hamburger please…”

    Me: “Okay.”

    Lady: “…with cheese on.”

    Me: “Okay, so you would like a cheeseburger then?”

    Lady: “No, I’d like a hamburger with cheese on.”

    Me: “Yes, that would in fact be a cheeseburger.”

    Lady: “But it says on your menu that you do hamburgers.”

    Me: “Yes, we do, but you asked for cheese on it, so that is a cheeseburger.”

    Lady: *getting angry now* “Look, I just want a hamburger with cheese on!”

    Me: *calls over my shoulder* “One hamburger with cheese!”

    (Sound of giggling in the back.)

    Oh, How The Truth Doth Sting

    | Toronto, ON, Canada | Top

    (As a result of the US/Canadian currency parity, a lot of customers have been angry that they have to pay the Canadian price instead of the cheaper US price.)

    Customer: “Which price do I have to pay: the American or Canadian?”

    Coworker: “I’m afraid you have to pay the Canadian price.”

    Customer: *angrily* “Why?”

    Coworker: “Quite simply, we buy from Canadian publishers with Canadian money. Also, that book was bought before the price parity, therefore, to sell at the American price would mean that we would not be making any money.”

    Customer: “Well, I want you to explain to my 7 year old daughter why she’s not getting this book for Christmas.”

    Me: “…because her dad is a cheapskate?”

    Insert Karate Stereotype Here

    | Lincoln, NE, USA |

    Customer: “Miss, do you serve Chinese food at this restaurant?”

    Me: “Um…no, we serve mainly bar food, hamburgers and that sort of thing.”

    Customer, irritated and skeptical, points at one of the servers: “Yeah, but he’s Chinese.”

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