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    All Signs Point To Duh

    | Australia |

    Customer: “I bought these games yesterday, and I don’t want them. I want my money back.”

    Me: “Sorry, but I can’t give you cash back. I can exchange them for credit so you can choose something else.”

    Customer: “I was not told that when I bought them.”

    Me: “Yeah, sorry… but we do have signs up.” *I point to two of these signs*

    Customer: “Well, I’m illiterate, so I couldn’t know! Now give me my f***ing money!”

    Me: “As I said, I am sorry, but I can only do it as credit.”

    Customer: “But, there was no way I could know that when I bought them! I’m illiterate!”

    Me: “Well, there was no way we could know that when you bought them. Perhaps you could get a sign?”

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    Perhaps She Should Talk To General Protection Fault

    | Hudson, FL, USA |

    Customer: “I am calling to let you know that you are running an illegal operation.”

    Me: “Pardon me?”

    Customer: “That’s right! My computer says so right on the screen!”

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s a Microsoft error message that says, ‘Your program has performed an illegal operation’.”

    Customer: “There is nothing wrong with my computer! I have a 15 inch neck!” *hangs up*

    (I assume the customer was referring to her monitor… a 15 inch NEC.)

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    So Much For A Discount

    | Boston, MA, USA |

    Me: “Hi, is there anything I can help you find today?”

    Male Customer: “Well, yeah, I’m trying to get something for my wife. It’s her birthday.”

    (He finally decides on a sweater.)

    Me: “Okay, now what size would you say your wife is?”

    Male Customer: “Um, well, she’s kind of small… maybe about your size. What size are you?”

    Me: “Well, I’m a small, so if she’s a similar height and build–”

    Male Customer: “She’s about the same size, I guess… except thinner and with bigger boobs.”

    Me: “…”

    A Nation Of Size Queens, Part 2

    | Prince Edward Island, Canada |

    Me: “Good evening! You have reached [campground name], how can I help?”

    Customer: “Excuse me miss, but will I need my parka? I hear it’s only 28 degrees up there today.”

    Me: “I wouldn’t imagine so. It’s hot and sunny outside. Everyone here is wearing shorts and t-shirts.”

    Customer: “Are you crazy?! It’s 28 degrees!”

    Me: “Sir, that’s in degrees Celsius.”

    Customer: ¬†”What do you mean Celsius? Is that like the number on the thermometer? Are your thermometers smaller in Canada? Is that why it’s 28?”

    Me: *gives up* “Yes, have a great night.”

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    Customer Of The Week: Just Look At Bambie…

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada | Old Comics

    Customer Of The Week: Just Look At Bambie...
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