The Birds And The Bees Talk, Illustrated (Comic)

| Belgium | Old Comics


Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

Should Have Heard It From The Grape Vine

| Cleveland, OH, USA | Uncategorized

(I work the register and a young customer puts her stuff onto the belt.)

Me: “How are you doing today?”

Customer: “Good, just buying stuff for my culinary class.”

(I notice she has cooking wine, which requires a person to be 21 to buy.)

Me: “Can I see your ID, please?”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “You have to be 21 to purchase the cooking wine.”

Customer: “You mean cooking wine is actually wine?”

New Years Resolution: Get A Brain

| Manistee, MI, USA | Uncategorized

(Every year in December at our buffet, we give out Chinese wall scroll calendars for the upcoming year.)

Me: “Would you like one of our calendars, sir?”

Customer: “No thanks. I got one last year!”

Me: “Well, the dates are different on this one.”

Customer: “Really?!”

Technology To Shout About

| London, UK | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello sir, I’ve just come to put a microphone on you.”

Client: “I hate those things. Do I need one? I can project.”

Me: “You have an audio conference call on this event, so you need to speak into a microphone. Otherwise, people calling in won’t hear anything.”

Client: “Can’t I just shout?”

Me: “From London to Mumbai?”

Not Quite Seeing The Light

| UK | Uncategorized

Customer: “I can’t get on with these reading glasses. I can read fine with them here, but not at home.”

Me: “Okay, have a look at the reading chart here.”

Customer: “Well, I can read that here, but not at home when I read in the evening.”

Me: “It’s quite bright here. What kind of lighting are you using at home?”

Customer: “What difference would that make?”

Me: “Well if you’re reading in poor light that can make it more difficult to see small print.”

Customer: “Well, I just have a table lamp.”

Me: “You might want to try a reading light. Better light does
make it easier to see.”

Customer: “I just want glasses that work! You don’t need light to see!”

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