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    Laziness Is The Father Of Repetition

    | Illinois, USA |

    Me: “Hello, this is ***.”

    Caller: “Is this %%%%?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry. You have the wrong number.”

    Caller: “Oh, sorry.”

    Me: “It’s okay…goodbye.”

    (They hang up, but seconds later, the phone rings.)

    Me: “Hello, this is ***.”

    Caller: “Is this %%%%?”

    Me: “No, you’ve dialed the wrong number again.”

    Caller: “Oh, sorry.”

    (The hang up … phone rings again.)

    Me: “If you keep hitting redial, you’ll just keep getting the same wrong number.”

    Caller: “How did you….oh!” *hangs up*

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    It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 2

    | Boynton Beach, FL, USA |

    *lady swipes her card*

    Lady: “Which button do I press? Credit or debit?”

    Me: “Is it a debit or credit card?”

    Lady: “Credit.”

    Me: *face meet palm*

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    Chocolate 1, Self Control 0

    | New Jersey, USA | Top

    Me: “We’ve got a special offer on chocolate at the moment, if you’re interested at all?”

    Customer: “Chocolate?! You know what? I will have some. I hope you’re happy. I mean, honestly…why do you think I have a weight problem, let alone the rest of the world?”

    Me: “Sir, I didn’t say you had to buy it…”

    Customer: “Well no, you didn’t, but I’m not going to turn down a special offer, am I?”

    Me: “Would you like me to offer you a health bar instead?”

    Customer: “No, I’ll take two chocolate bars.”

    Time To Slap “Low Cal” On The Lard Cakes

    , | Norway |

    Customer: “Do you have anything without calories?”

    Me: “Not except water, no. But I can make the baked potato with chili beans with no butter, making it more low-fat than anything else you’ll be likely to find around here. ”

    Customer: *rolls eyes* “Well, if that’s the best you can do…”

    Who Needs Enemies When You Have Customers

    | Bellingham, WA, USA |

    (A customer comes storming in a few days after a sale.)

    Customer: “I want to speak to the person who sold me this!”

    Me: “Actually, I believe that was me. I remember you.”

    Customer: “No, it couldn’t have been you! The girl I spoke with had long hair!”

    (I wordlessly take my hair out of the ponytail.)

    Customer: “No, she was prettier than you are. I’ll come back tomorrow.”


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