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    Some Questions Should Never Be Asked, Part 2

    , | Riverhead, NY, USA |

    (A customer approaches one of my cashiers holding two children’s t-shirts with identical logos one boys and one girls. We were having a liquidation sale and all boys’ clothing was 40% off while girls’ clothing was 50% off.)

    Customer: “What’s the discount on these?”

    Cashier: “One is 40% off and the other is 50% off.”

    Customer: “Why are they different?”

    Cashier: “One is girls and one is boys.”

    Customer: “I don’t understand… what’s the difference between girls and boys?”

    Cashier: *without even skipping a beat* “Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.”

    (Cue the entire checkout line laughing.)

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    Because PvP In Produce Is Teh Suxxorz

    | Dayton, OH, USA |

    (I worked in the meat department of a large, popular convenience store a few years ago. Alongside this, I was both in college, and played World of Warcraft, so I was pretty zonked whenever I worked.)

    Customer: “HEY!”

    Me: “Hello sir, how can I help you?”

    Customer: *scowls* “Where’s LARD?!”

    (The name for my character in WoW was Lard. The night before, I ended up having to kick a guildy due to him basically being a moron. After he was kicked, he messaged to me that he was ‘going to get me one day’)

    Customer: “… Lard?”

    Me: “Um… um!”

    Customer: *glares, then looks down* “Oh, here it is.”

    (He bends down and picks up a jar of lard from the counter infront of me and walks away, and I breathe a huge sigh of relief. I later found out that the same person deleted his character, rerolled the opposite faction, and leveled him to 70 in order to “Kill Lard and camp his corpse.” I consider that the moment that I won at WoW.)

    Ocean’s Negative Seven

    | Bossier City, LA, USA |

    (A woman walks up to my blackjack table, and sits down without putting any money up for her bet. I assume she’s waiting for the end of the shoe.)

    Woman: “How come I didn’t get a hand?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, you didn’t have your bet up when the cards came out. I’ll get you on the next.”

    (When I get ready to deal the next, I tap the bet box in front of her.)

    Me: “You comin’ in?”

    Woman: “Yes.”

    Me: “It’s a fifteen dollar table.”

    Woman: “What?”

    Me: “Table minimum is fifteen.”

    Woman: “I have to pay to play?”

    Me: “Well, if you win, I’ll give you fifteen more and you get to keep all of it.”

    Woman: “What happens if I don’t win?”

    Me: “At that point it becomes the casino’s money.”

    Woman: “That’s stealing!”

    Me: “No, that’s gambling.”

    I Personally Prefer Poultry With My PCs

    | Champaign, IL, USA |

    (I overheard a fellow salesperson’s sale. He was with a customer but another customer interrupts.)

    Customer: “I want to make you offer on this laptop. I give you $650.”

    Coworker: “Sorry, sir, the price is $749.”

    Customer: *looks at his wife and nods* “I give you $650 plus 3 chicken!”

    Coworker: *fighting back a smile* “Sorry, the price is $749.”

    When You’re A Brand W**re, Every Cent Counts

    , | Long Island, NY, USA |

    Me: “Okay, that’ll be $2.00.”

    Customer: *shocked* “What? The sign said $1.85! How can it be $2.00?”

    Me: “Yeah, $1.85 plus 15 cents for tax.”

    Customer: *sighs loudly and opens up her Chanel bag to take two dollars out of her Gucci wallet*


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