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    Pilgrim’s Pilgrims

    Texas, USA | Movies & TV, Uncategorized

    Customer: *walks up and takes a deep breath* “WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND BE SAD AND STUFF!”

    Me: “So, one for Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World?”

    Customer: “That sounds lovely.”

    Second Thoughts About Second Sight

    | Cleveland, OH, USA | Bizarre, Uncategorized

    Customer: “My garbage disposal is clogged up.”

    Me: “What is stuck in your garbage disposal?”

    Customer: “A crystal ball.”

    Me: “A what?”

    Customer: “My crystal ball rolled off the counter and fell in my garbage disposal.”

    Me: “You didn’t see that coming?”

    A New Dimension Of Stupidity, Part 2

    Macon, GA, USA | Movies & TV, Top

    (I am working as a cashier at a movie theater.)

    Me: “Here are your tickets, ma’am. The theater is on your right. Here are your 3D glasses.”

    (About five minutes pass before I hear her complaining to my manager.)

    Customer: “…and that girl didn’t tell me! She should be fired! I could have really gotten hurt tripping over the stairs. She never told me that I only needed the 3D glasses for the movie!”

    Manager: “Ma’am, you don’t need the glasses for real life. Real life is already in three dimensions.”

    A New Dimension Of Stupidity

    Ah Fathers, Part 4

    | California, USA | Family & Kids, Uncategorized

    (A customer walks up to the counter in a very aggressive way.)

    Customer: “You sold a very violent game to my 14 year old son!”

    Me: “I apologize, which game did we sell him?”

    (The customer hands me copy of the game.)

    Me: “Sir, this games is rated "M" we won’t sell this game to anyone under the age of 17 without proper I.D. Are you sure he got it here?”

    Customer: “Yeah!” *hands me receipt*

    (The receipt had been printed at my register, and was marked for earlier that day.)

    Me: “The only copy of this game we sold today was sold to a 21 year old.”

    Customer: “Well he acts like a 14 year old!”

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    Dishing The Dirt

    | Oulu, Finland | Crazy Requests, Uncategorized

    (During a renovation clean up for an apartment building, a random person from another apartment in the same building approaches me.)

    Customer: “Hi, I noticed that you are back again. When are you going to get to cleaning my kitchen?”

    Me: “What apartment number would that be, Sir?”

    Customer: “11.”

    Me: “Sorry Sir, you’re not on the list for cleaning. Maybe you should ask about that from the boss for the renovating company?”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “Because you’re not listed for the renovation clean up.”

    Customer: “But I haven’t had any renovating done!”

    Me: “Then why are you asking us to come and clean your kitchen?”

    Customer: “Because it’s filthy!”