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    In A (Lone Star) Drunken State

    | Texas, USA | Food & Drink, Uncategorized

    Me: “Hi there! Welcome to [store name]. Is there anything I can help you find today?”

    Customer: “Yes. Do you sell wine?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. We don’t sell alcohol.”

    Customer: “But…but this is Texas!”

    Finally Seeing The (Red) Light

    | Montreal, Canada | Technology, Uncategorized

    Customer: “Hi, my laser printer has a flashing light that say ‘change toner’. What must I do to fix that?”

    Me: “Well, sir, your toner cartridge is empty. You just need to replace it.”

    Customer: “What is a toner?”

    Me: “It’s the ink that your printer need to print on the paper.”

    Customer: “What! How come it needs ink? It’s a laser printer! Doesn’t the laser directly write on the paper without ink?”

    Putting The Mental In Sentimental

    | West Sussex, UK | Bizarre, Uncategorized

    Me: “Hello and thank you for you calling.”

    Caller: “I’m looking for a hoodie.”

    Me: “Okay, what one would you like?”

    Caller: “A dark one, with a hood.”

    Me: ” Have you looked at our website?”

    Caller: “No. You can pick one for me, and everytime I wear it I’ll think of you…”

    Don’t Count On Intelligence

    | New Jersey, USA | At The Checkout, Top

    Customer: “How much is this? I’m kind of bad at math.”

    Me: “Sure. It come to $10.20.”

    (The customer hands me a $10 bill.)

    Customer: “Here you go.”

    Me: “Alright, I need at least 20 more cents.”

    Customer: “Oh…alright.”

    (The customer puts down five pennies.)

    Customer: “Is that enough?”

    Me: “15 more cents.”

    (The customer puts down a dime.)

    Me: “Alright you have $10.15 now.”

    (The customer puts down 5 more pennies, but takes away the $10 bill.)

    Me: “Alright, you have the right amount of change. But I need that $10 bill.”

    Customer: “But this is 20!”

    Me: “20 cents. And your total is $10.20.”

    Customer: “Oh, I get it.”

    (The customer hands me a $1 bill.)

    Me: “I’ll need that $10 bill you had before.”

    (The customer gives me the $10 bill and begins to take away the 20 cents.)

    Me: “Wait…actually no you’re good. That’s the right amount.”

    Not Remotely Intelligent, Part 3

    | USA | Technology, Uncategorized

    (A customer calls in to get help setting up a video conferencing unit with a display on the remote that shows status of selection.)

    Me: “So, are you pointing the remote at the unit?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Where is the display on the remote? Is the top or bottom closest to you?

    Customer: “The bottom is closest to me.”

    Me: “Okay, turn the remote around so the LCD is towards the unit.”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    Me: “What do you see?”

    Customer: “The back of the remote.”

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