Unfiltered Story #294078
(I, an asexual-aromantic girl, move into a new flat with two people: a lesbian and a nonbinary, pansexual person.
A week after move-in I’m trying to hang some shelves, but no matter how I hold them, the water level is messed up. I keep on swearing and re-doing it as my nonbinary roommate walks by)
They: What’s gotten under your skin?
Me: I can’t get any of these shelves to level! They’re all wonky!
They (while taking a sip of tea and walking by): I really don’t know why you’d expect anything in this flat to be straight, love.
(I never got the shelves level. The wonkiness adds to the charm, I guess)