If Heaven Is Meant For People Like Them Then Sign Me Up For Hell!
CONTENT WARNING: Sexual Language
Our library is being represented at our city pride parade. We have a kiosk at the pride celebration site and we’re offering library memberships and card gained with a simple form plus advertising the fact that we host drag queen reading hours at a time when the government is coming down hard on these for some reason.
As is sadly expected with any pride event, there are the groups of counter-protesters who are going around being offended that it’s legal for this community to be happy. One such group approaches our kiosk, and their leader speaks up.
I try not to get too political, but it should be noted that this leader is a woman wearing a MAGA pin on her jacket.
Protester: “Shame on you! I can’t believe my tax money is paying for you to promote this s***!”
Me: “Well, I’m a volunteer so you’re not paying me at all, really.”
Protestor: “You’re poisoning the minds of our children with this! How am I supposed to explain to my child why this is allowed to happen?”
Me: “I don’t know, how did you tell your child it was allowed for the president to grab them by the p*ssy?”
Protestor: “That… that’s not gay!”
Me: “Got it. So non-consensual sexual abuse is okay because it’s heterosexual? Reading age-appropriate books to children in drag is not okay because… the reader is homosexual? Ma’am, you can just say “because I’m a homophobic bigot” and save yourself using all those words.”
Protestor: “Shame on all of you! You’re all gonna burn in Hell!”
The group of protestors (all of them had the same hairstyle too!) turn away to go try to ruin someone else’s day.