Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • Making A Mute Point
    (2,402 thumbs up)
  • April Themed Story Giveaway: Creepy Customers!
    Submit your story today!

    Jesus, The Only MasterCard You’ll Ever Need

    | Florida, USA | Top

    Me: “Thanks for calling Credit Card Services, how may I help you today?”

    Card member: “Yeah, I was just looking over my statement and see I was charged a late fee. Why?”

    Me: “Well, when we receive a payment past the due date, a late fee is normally assessed to the account. Do you have any idea why we received the payment late?”

    Card member: “I was on vacation and didn’t send it in until the 12th.”

    Me: “Well, the payment was¬†due on the 8th and there is usually at least seven days between customers sending in their payment until we can receive and process them.”

    Card member: “Well, can you waive that fee for me?”

    Me: ¬†”Unfortunately, since the fee was billed appropriately, there isn’t any way that it can be removed.”

    Card member: “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

    Me: “How is that in any way relevant to this conversation?”

    Card member: “Jesus would waive my fee!”

    Me: “Jesus wouldn’t own a bank.”

    Personally, I Prefer Pokey ‘Pods

    , | Sacramento, CA, USA |

    (Working in a popular electronics store set in between an extremely rural area and a sprawling urban landscape, we get all types…)

    Customer:“Y’all got dem thirty two jiggabit touchee pods?”

    Grand Opening: Not Always Right Store

    | Tshirts, buttons and stickers |

    Announcing the official Not Always Right store

    We interrupt your daily reading for a special announcement: The official Not Always Right store is now open and stocked with funny tees, stickers, buttons and other goodies! The store helps pay for hosting costs, plus it’s a great way to get the word out about your favorite blog (*cough* this one).

    PS: Free Shipping until 7/20 with orders $65 and over, code: FREESUMMER.

    Singleminded Surcharge

    | Madison, WI, USA |

    (I work in an electrical department. At this time, a woman is looking at a light display.)

    Me: “Are you finding everything alright?”

    Customer: “Yes. Where is this?”

    (I lead her to the box, on an end cap. It’s a two-fixtures-for-the-price-of-one thing.)

    Customer: “Oh, there’s two in there…”

    Me: “Yes. But the price is the same as on the display, so you get an extra for spare parts or whatever.”

    Customer: “Well, I only want one!”

    Me: “You can always just sell the spare on a garage sale or something. Or if you’re like me, you might break the glass someday and so you’ll have a spare.”

    Customer: “I only want one!”

    Me: “…”

    (The customer proceeded to pick out a nearly-identical looking fixture that was about three times the price–all because she only wanted one.)

    Even Customers Have A Stupid Quota

    | Texas, USA |

    Customer: “What time is tax assistance here?”

    Me: “They are here on Tuesdays and Thursdays, from 12 to 2 o’clock.”

    Customer: “Okay, so they’re here Tuesday through Thursday, from 12 to 2 o’clock?”

    Me: “No sir, only on Tuesday and Thursday.”

    Customer: “Okay, Tuesday and Thursday, all day long?”

    Me: “No sir, only from noon until 2.”

    Customer: “So, you’re telling me that they are here from noon to 2?”

    Me: ¬†”Yes.”

    Customer: “And that’s on Mondays and Tuesdays?”

    Me: “No, sir… ”

    (Before I can say anything further, the person behind him explodes…)

    Another customer: “It’s here on Tuesday and Thursday from 12 to 2! I don’t even know what the @#$% you are asking about, but I’ve figured out what time it happens! What the @#$% is wrong with you?!”

    Customer: *slinks away*

    Related:
    Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota, Part 3
    Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota, Part 2
    Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota


    Page 1,783/1,965First...1,7811,7821,7831,7841,785...Last