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  • Deaf Defying Customers

    | WA, USA | Uncategorized

    (Please note, I am hearing impaired.)

    Customer: “Hello. Do you have any [brand] perfume?”

    Me: “No we don’t.”

    Customer: “But… but… I want it!”

    Me: “You could try one of the outlet stores. Currently this store does not carry it.”

    Customer: “Why don’t you call the store in Bellingham?”

    Me: “I could check online for you to see if we have it in stock in Bellingham, but the stores do not carry it.”

    Customer: *shouting* “Call the f***ing store!”

    Me: “I’m hearing impaired. I cannot talk on the phone.”

    Customer: “Just f***ing call them!”

    (I proceed to call the store, but because I cannot hear I am constantly asking the person on the other end to repeat what they are saying.)

    Customer: “What are you, deaf?!”

    Me: “Yes, actually.”

    *pause*

    Customer: “Oh.”

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    | Anne Arundel County, MD, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Miss? I have a question for you.”

    Me: “Of course, what can I help you with today?”

    Customer: “I found these movies on that rack over there. The sign says “2 for $20″ and I was wondering how much they would be if I bought both of them.”

    Me: “Ma’am, anything on that rack is $20 if you buy two.”

    Customer: “No, I want these two specifically. The tags on them say that they are $20 each!”

    Me: “I can see the confusion here, but I assure you that if you buy both of those they will only be $20.”

    Customer: “But the tags say $20!”

    Me: “Actually, ma’am, I’m pretty sure I remember seeing you in here a few times before. Those are $20 a piece, but since you’re such a loyal customer I’ll knock off half.”

    Customer: “Oh, thanks! You’re so helpful!”

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