The Boy Wailed When He Saw The Orca

| Conception Bay South, NF, Canada | Uncategorized

(A young boy approaches the counter.)

Boy: “Do you have any blow up sharks? I want to scare my friends at day camp.”

(I look through our blow up water toys. I find one, but in order to get to it I have to take several packages off the hook. In doing so, the boy sees the blow up toy in front of the one I am aiming for. He looks at me, dumbfounded.)

Boy: “THAT is not a shark. THAT is an orca.”

Me: “I was aiming to get the toy behind it, and–”

Boy: *holds up his hands* “Never mind!” *storms off*

Yukon See It On A Map, Part 3

| USA | Uncategorized

(A customer is trying to use a vending machine. It doesn’t work, so she comes up to me.)

Customer:“Excuse me, my bills wont work. Can I exchange you for a five?”

(I don’t carry any cash on the shop floor.)

Me: “Sorry. All I have is this.”

(I pull out a Canadian five dollar bill.)

Customer: “What the heck is that?”

Me: “It’s a Canadian bill.”

(The customer continues to look confused.)

Customer: “What’s Canadian?”

Me: “It’s the country right above you. Canada?”

(The customer looks up to the ceiling, perplexed.)

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Yukon Not Spend It
Yukon Not Believe This Juan
Yukon Spend It
Yukon See It On A Map, Part 2
Yukon See It On A Map

No Reservations About Reservations

| Hamburg, Germany | Uncategorized

(The time is exactly 7:42pm.)

Customer: “Hello. I’d like to make a reservation for two this evening, please.”

Me: “Absolutely. What time will you be back?”

Customer: “At a quarter to 8.”

(I wait to see if this is a joke.)

Me: “So, for right now?”

Customer: *completely deadpan* “Yes.”

This Refund Is Cut And Dried

| Chicago, IL, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “I’d like to return these flowers.”

Me: “Oh. Well, usually we don’t issue refunds for flowers. Can I ask what the problem is?”

Customer: “She said no.”

Me: “Let’s get you that refund.”

(Stereo)Typing With A Laptop

| West Palm Beach, FL, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “I need to know how to lock my laptop. I picked it up the other day, and there were all these porn sites in the history! My son is seventeen. I told him to stop using it, but you know how they are at that age!”

(I chuckle in agreement.)

Customer: “Wait, how old are you?”

Me: “Well, I’m just a couple years older myself.”

Customer: “Well, you know what I mean!”

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