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    They’re Starting To Catch On

    | Adelaide, Australia | Top

    Customer: “I thought I should let you guys know your phone isn’t working.”

    Me: “OK – are you sure you’ve been dialing the correct number?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’ve been trying 0800-2100 all week, and it never goes through.”

    Me: “…0800-2100? That’s not our number – our number is ****. If you don’t mind me asking, where did you get 0800-2100 from?”

    Customer: “Right there, on your door.” *points*

    Me: “Sir, that’s not a phone number…those are our business hours.”

    Customer: “I’m going to see this on NotAlwaysRight.com, aren’t I?”

    Me: “Yes… yes you will. Have a nice day!”

    God Ma’amit

    | Boulder, CO, USA |

    Me: “Good afternoon, ma’am, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Don’t call me ma’am, that’s rude! that’s like me calling you stupid!”

    Me: “I apologize… I was just trying to be courteous.”

    Customer: “I want to speak to the manager.”

    Manager: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?”

    Customer: “You’re stupid, and he’s stupid, and everybody that works here is stupid! I’m leaving!”

    Me: “Have a great day, ma’am!”

    Continental Confusion

    | South Burlington, VT, USA |

    Customer: “Why are these shoes made in Chile?”

    Me: “Well, I would assume that Chile is where the factory is located.”

    Customer: “But WHY? Where is Chile anyways?”

    Me: “Well, I’m not sure why, but Chile is located in South America.”

    Customer: “South America? Like down by Alabama?”

    Me: *facepalm*

    Be Ver-wee Ver-wee Qwiet – I’m Hunting Wii-bits

    | Elizabethton, TN, USA |

    Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling ****, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “What kind of game do you specialize in?”

    Me: “Er…what do you mean, sir?”

    Customer: “I mean, do you specialize in deer, or what?”

    Me: “Um, sir, we sell video games.”

    Customer: “Oh, um, well then… goodbye.” *click*

    May We Suggest The Covert Cauliflowers

    , | Edmonton, Canada |

    (I’m restocking a salad bar at a restaurant when a customer walks up to me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me? You’re running out of espionage in the Salad bar.”

    Me: “….excuse me? Espionage?”

    Customer: “Yes, espionage.”

    (He meant spinach, since I hadn’t gotten around to restocking that.)


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