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    What’s Yours Is Mine

    | NC, USA |

    (In our arcade, we have redeemable prizes for tickets you win by playing games.)

    Me: *after counting a little girl’s tickets* “Okay, you have 25 tickets.”

    Customer: “Give me a watermelon Air Head!”

    Me: “I’m sorry. You don’t have enough tickets for that.”

    Customer: “But my President is black!”

    Me: “And so is mine.”

    Looking Down The Barrel Of A Smoking Gum

    | Madison, WI, USA |

    (I hear this conversation in my checkout line.)

    Customer #1: “Oh my God, I love that nicotine gum! It makes my mouth feel all numb.”

    Customer #2: “You know that stuff’s going to get you addicted to cigarettes, right?”

    Customer #1: “Nah! That stuff gets you un-addicted to them and I don’t smoke. I’m fine!”

    Deaf Defying Customers

    | WA, USA |

    (Please note, I am hearing impaired.)

    Customer: “Hello. Do you have any [brand] perfume?”

    Me: “No we don’t.”

    Customer: “But… but… I want it!”

    Me: “You could try one of the outlet stores. Currently this store does not carry it.”

    Customer: “Why don’t you call the store in Bellingham?”

    Me: “I could check online for you to see if we have it in stock in Bellingham, but the stores do not carry it.”

    Customer: *shouting* “Call the f***ing store!”

    Me: “I’m hearing impaired. I cannot talk on the phone.”

    Customer: “Just f***ing call them!”

    (I proceed to call the store, but because I cannot hear I am constantly asking the person on the other end to repeat what they are saying.)

    Customer: “What are you, deaf?!”

    Me: “Yes, actually.”

    *pause*

    Customer: “Oh.”

    Cutting Remarks (Comic)

    | Greenville, SC, USA | Old Comics


    Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

    Not So Smart-Phone, Part 2 (Comic)

    | Indiana, USA | Old Comics


    Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

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