November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

It’s Gonna Be A Long Call, Part 6

| Toronto, Canada | Money, Uncategorized

Me: “Thank you for calling [bank], How may I help you?”

Caller: “Hi, I’d like to pay my bill to [company] for $**.**.”

Me: “Sure, ma’am. Would you like your confirmation code?”

Caller: “Sure.”

Me: “Okay, it’s H–”

Caller: “How do you spell that?”

It’s Gonna Be A Long Call, Part 5
It’s Gonna Be A Long Call, Part 4
It’s Gonna Be A Long Call, Part 3
It’s Gonna Be A Long Call, Part 2
It’s Gonna Be A Long Call

So Mummy Can Have Birds Without The Bees

| United Kingdom | Family & Kids, Health & Body, Rude & Risque, Uncategorized

(I am a customer in line at a pharmacy. A mother and her two youngs boys is ahead of me. One of the young boys is sitting on the floor pointing at random medicines.)

Boy: “Mummy, what’s that for?”

Mother: “That’s for an itchy head.”

Boy: “Mummy, what’s that for?”

Mother: “That’s for when you can’t sleep.”

(The boy then points at the pregnancy tests.)

Boy: “Mummy, what’s that for?”

Mother: “That’s to see if you have a baby growing inside of you!”

(The boy then stands up and gets back in line with his mother.)

Mother, to me and the pharmacist: “Thank god he didn’t point at the condoms!”

The Gondorian Is Always Right

| Springfield, MO, USA | Geeks Rule, Top

(I’m a customer here. When you place an order, the cashier asks for a name to call when the order is ready. As I’m finishing my lunch and getting ready to go, I hear over the intercom speakers…)

Employee: “Aragorn, the firstborn son of Arathorn, your order is ready!”

Because Insurance Is Such A Scream (Comic)

| Las Vegas, NV, USA | Old Comics

Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

A Private Broadcast

| Monterey, CA, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello, how are you?”

Customer: *says several numbers*

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: *says several numbers* “That’s my zip code. Isn’t that what you asked?”

Me: “No, I just asked how you were. Did you have any coupons?”

Customer: “Oh. I’m fine.” *says even more numbers*

Me: “Was that your social security number? I didn’t need your social. I just wondered if you had any coupons.”

Customer: “Oh, okay.”

Me: “I also need to scan your ID for the wine.”

Customer: “No way. I’m not giving you a chance to steal my identity!”