October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

That’s One Supportive Mother

| Maidstone, UK | Family & Kids, Language & Words, Technology

Me: “Hi, can I help you at all?”

Customer: “Yes. I’m looking for a present for my son. It’s called a ‘gay boy advanced’?”

Me: “I’m hoping you meant a Game Boy Advanced?”

Customer: “Oh? What did I say?”

From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 4

| St. Louis, MO, USA | Family & Kids, Movies & TV, Uncategorized

(A few of us employees had just made a cup of ‘heart-stopper’, popcorn with way too much butter and salt, between shows. A mother and her son walk up to the counter.)

Son: “What’s that?”

Me: “We call it the heart-stopper.”

Son: “Can I try some?”

Me: “That’s up to your mom.”

(She gives consent and the kid really likes it and starts eating several pieces.)

Me: “Hey, slow down or you’ll wake up fat tomorrow morning!”

Son: “Woah! Is that what happened to you?”

From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 3
From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 2
From The Mouth Of Babes

Not Quite Getting To Beirut Of The Matter

| Sydney, Australia | Family & Kids, Health & Body, Uncategorized

(An elderly man, his son and a nurse stop by the hospital cafe. The man is looking at the soft drinks in the fridge.)

Man: “I want a lemonade!”

Me: “Are you allowed to have lemonade?” *to son* “Isn’t he diabetic?”

Son: “No, he’s Lebanese.”

Makes You Want To Dye A Little, Part 2

| New Jersey, USA | Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

Caller: “Do you have a stylist who specializes in blonde hair?”

Me: “We have several expert colorists, yes. Would you like to make an appointment?”

Caller: “Oh, I’m not looking for a colorist! Just someone who knows how to cut blonde hair.”

Makes You Want To Dye A Little

Intelligence Doesn’t Grow On Trees

| Maryland, USA | Holidays, Uncategorized

(A couple is price shopping for their tree.)

Customer: “How do you figure out the price of the tree?”

Me: “We count the needles and divide by a thousand.”

Customer: “Well, that makes sense.”

Me: “Yeah, it takes a really long time to do each morning.”

Customer: “You’re BSing me, aren’t you?”

Me: “Yes sir, I am.”

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