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    It’s Gonna Be A Long Call, Part 6

    | Toronto, Canada | Money

    Me: “Thank you for calling [bank], How may I help you?”

    Caller: “Hi, I’d like to pay my bill to [company] for $**.**.”

    Me: “Sure, ma’am. Would you like your confirmation code?”

    Caller: “Sure.”

    Me: “Okay, it’s H–”

    Caller: “How do you spell that?”

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    So Mummy Can Have Birds Without The Bees

    | United Kingdom | Family & Kids, Health & Body, Rude & Risque

    (I am a customer in line at a pharmacy. A mother and her two youngs boys is ahead of me. One of the young boys is sitting on the floor pointing at random medicines.)

    Boy: “Mummy, what’s that for?”

    Mother: “That’s for an itchy head.”

    Boy: “Mummy, what’s that for?”

    Mother: “That’s for when you can’t sleep.”

    (The boy then points at the pregnancy tests.)

    Boy: “Mummy, what’s that for?”

    Mother: “That’s to see if you have a baby growing inside of you!”

    (The boy then stands up and gets back in line with his mother.)

    Mother, to me and the pharmacist: “Thank god he didn’t point at the condoms!”

    The Gondorian Is Always Right

    | Springfield, MO, USA | Geeks Rule, Top

    (I’m a customer here. When you place an order, the cashier asks for a name to call when the order is ready. As I’m finishing my lunch and getting ready to go, I hear over the intercom speakers…)

    Employee: “Aragorn, the firstborn son of Arathorn, your order is ready!”

    Because Insurance Is Such A Scream (Comic)

    | Las Vegas, NV, USA | Old Comics


    Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

    A Private Broadcast

    | Monterey, CA, USA |

    Me: “Hello, how are you?”

    Customer: *says several numbers*

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: *says several numbers* “That’s my zip code. Isn’t that what you asked?”

    Me: “No, I just asked how you were. Did you have any coupons?”

    Customer: “Oh. I’m fine.” *says even more numbers*

    Me: “Was that your social security number? I didn’t need your social. I just wondered if you had any coupons.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.”

    Me: “I also need to scan your ID for the wine.”

    Customer: “No way. I’m not giving you a chance to steal my identity!”

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