October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Throw In A Chilean For Some Kick

| Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Food & Drink, Funny Names, Uncategorized

(There is a customer in the refrigerated dairy section, looking lost.)

Me: “Can I help you find something?”

Customer: *grabs my arm* “Oh, yes! I’m looking for cheese.”

Me: “Well, it would be in this aisle. What kind of cheese?”

Customer: “You know, it’s white, and has little green flecks of Filipino.”

Me: “Uhm, I don’t think we have that. Do you mean jalapeño?”

Customer: “Yes, that’s it!”

Unleashes A Whole Raft Of Problems

| Atlanta, GA, USA | Money, Uncategorized

(I am a supervisor called to returns for an override.)

Me: “Hello! I understand we’re returning an inflatable raft?”

Customer: “Yes, that’s right. I don’t like this one.”

Me: “Okay, sorry to hear that. Give me just a sec to reverse the transaction. There you go! Anything else?”

Customer: “No, that’s all, I’m going to shop & look for another raft.”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry but it’s a seasonal item, we no longer carry them.”

Customer: “Oh, alright.”

*comes back about 20 minutes later*

Customer: “Excuse me, since you don’t have any more rafts & I need one, can I buy the one I just returned?”

Me: “Uh, sure!”

Customer: “Well, since it’s used and it’s the last one, can I get a discount?”

That’s One Supportive Mother

| Maidstone, UK | Family & Kids, Language & Words, Technology

Me: “Hi, can I help you at all?”

Customer: “Yes. I’m looking for a present for my son. It’s called a ‘gay boy advanced’?”

Me: “I’m hoping you meant a Game Boy Advanced?”

Customer: “Oh? What did I say?”

From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 4

| St. Louis, MO, USA | Family & Kids, Movies & TV, Uncategorized

(A few of us employees had just made a cup of ‘heart-stopper’, popcorn with way too much butter and salt, between shows. A mother and her son walk up to the counter.)

Son: “What’s that?”

Me: “We call it the heart-stopper.”

Son: “Can I try some?”

Me: “That’s up to your mom.”

(She gives consent and the kid really likes it and starts eating several pieces.)

Me: “Hey, slow down or you’ll wake up fat tomorrow morning!”

Son: “Woah! Is that what happened to you?”

From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 3
From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 2
From The Mouth Of Babes

Not Quite Getting To Beirut Of The Matter

| Sydney, Australia | Family & Kids, Health & Body, Uncategorized

(An elderly man, his son and a nurse stop by the hospital cafe. The man is looking at the soft drinks in the fridge.)

Man: “I want a lemonade!”

Me: “Are you allowed to have lemonade?” *to son* “Isn’t he diabetic?”

Son: “No, he’s Lebanese.”

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