November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

28 Years Later

, | Bloomington, IN, USA | Crazy Requests, Movies & TV, Top

(A little old lady approaches the counter.)

Little old lady: “Do you carry flamethrowers?

Must Be Really Hungry

, | Annapolis, MD, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Uncategorized

Me: “Your table is not quite ready yet. Let me give you this pager it will go off as soon as the table is set.”

Customer: “Ok, thank you. What’s the range on this pager?”

Me: “Just on this side of the courtyard.”

Customer: “Alright, and if I lick it, will it electrocute me?”

Me: *pause* “Please…just…don’t.”

Discounted Intelligence

| North Bay, ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Math & Science, Uncategorized

Me: “Hi, how are you today?”

Customer: “I’m fine, and you?”

Me: “Also fine, thanks for asking! Just to let you know everything in the store today is 40% off.”

Customer: “What does that mean?”

Me: “I….I don’t know how else to explain that to you.”

Totally, Like, Aguamenti

| Lawrenceville, NJ, USA | Books & Reading, Uncategorized

Customer: “I’d like to get a new copy of this book.”

(The customer puts a very wet Harry Potter book on the desk.)

Customer: “It got wrecked and I really want to finish it.”

Me: “No problem. How did you ruin it?”

Customer: “It was very good…”


Me: “…and?”

Customer: *slightly sheepish* “I was reading it in the shower.”

Totally, Like, Excruciatus

Let Me Just Go Check In The Back-terium

| Rockland, MN, USA | Food & Drink, Math & Science, Uncategorized

Customer: “Your Stilton doesn’t have enough blue cheese in it!”

Me: “I’m sorry. We should be getting some more in tomorrow if you’d like to come back.”

Customer: “Can’t you just go in the back and put more penicillin in it or whatever?”