October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

New Years Resolution: Get A Brain

| Manistee, MI, USA | Uncategorized

(Every year in December at our buffet, we give out Chinese wall scroll calendars for the upcoming year.)

Me: “Would you like one of our calendars, sir?”

Customer: “No thanks. I got one last year!”

Me: “Well, the dates are different on this one.”

Customer: “Really?!”

Technology To Shout About

| London, UK | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello sir, I’ve just come to put a microphone on you.”

Client: “I hate those things. Do I need one? I can project.”

Me: “You have an audio conference call on this event, so you need to speak into a microphone. Otherwise, people calling in won’t hear anything.”

Client: “Can’t I just shout?”

Me: “From London to Mumbai?”

Not Quite Seeing The Light

| UK | Uncategorized

Customer: “I can’t get on with these reading glasses. I can read fine with them here, but not at home.”

Me: “Okay, have a look at the reading chart here.”

Customer: “Well, I can read that here, but not at home when I read in the evening.”

Me: “It’s quite bright here. What kind of lighting are you using at home?”

Customer: “What difference would that make?”

Me: “Well if you’re reading in poor light that can make it more difficult to see small print.”

Customer: “Well, I just have a table lamp.”

Me: “You might want to try a reading light. Better light does
make it easier to see.”

Customer: “I just want glasses that work! You don’t need light to see!”

Identity Theft Is Childs Play

| Iowa City, IA, USA | Uncategorized

(I am a customer in line. There is a woman with a 4 year old finishing up their purchase.)

Me: “Here’s your change.”

4-Year-Old: “Mommy, can I do the scribbles?”

Customer: “No, honey. I paid with cash, not my credit card.”

Stealthy Healthy, Part 2

| Andover, MN, USA | Uncategorized

(Our fast food outlet just started selling oatmeal yesterday.)

Me: “Welcome to our store, would you like to try out fruit oatmeal today?”

Customer: “Wait, that actually sounds healthy. I’m confused.”

Stealthy Healthy

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