Not Being Paid To Navel Gaze

| Phoenix, AZ, USA | At The Checkout, Uncategorized

(My customer is an old friend I have not seen since high school.)

Customer: *showing off her belly* “Seven months! The baby kicks sometimes, do you want to feel?”

Me: “Sure!”

(I finish with my customer, and move on to the next customer in line, an older man.)

Customer: *rubbing his belly and grinning* “Mine growls sometimes! Wanna feel mine too?”

Will Never Get Past The Conceptual Stage

| Melbourne, Australia | Family & Kids, Health & Body, Uncategorized

(A customer comes to my register with prenatal vitamins and a book on conception.)

Customer: "The tablets scanned at $32.50. They’re supposed to be $20!"

Me: "Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll just get someone to check the price. Won’t be a moment."

*checks*

Me: "No, I’m sorry. $32.50 is the correct price."

Customer: "$32.50 is way too expensive! I don’t want to conceive that much!"

Express (Death) Row

| New Jersey, USA | At The Checkout, Uncategorized

(Customer #1 is slowly packing up her receipt, change, etc., while Customer #2, an elderly gentleman, is waiting patiently behind her.)

Customer #1: *noticing Customer #2* “Oh, I’m sorry I’m taking up so much of your time.”

Customer #2: “Oh, that’s okay. I’m just waiting to die.”

Flattery Is Fully Charged

| Wilmington, DE, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Uncategorized

Me: “Hello! I’m [name] and I’ll be your server today. Are you ready to order?”

Customer: “No! You can’t serve me! You’re prettier than I am! You’re damaging my self-esteem!”

Me: *pause* “Well, you can request another server, if you like?”

Customer: “Yes! Get me another server. Someone less pretty!”

(Another waitress comes out. She’s perfectly good-looking, but visibly older than the customer whereas I’m younger, so we figured that would be okay.)

Waitress: “May I take your order, ma’am?”

Customer: “No no no! I asked for someone who isn’t pretty! Doesn’t this place employ ugly people?!”

(In the end, after deciding that even the male servers were far too good-looking, she left us feeling flattered, but very confused.)

The Customer Has The Right To Be Wrong

| United Kingdom | At The Checkout, Top

(I have finished my shift and am doing my shopping at the self scan checkout, still in uniform.)

Customer: “Excuse me can you help me? The machine’s playing up.”

Me: “I’m sorry, I’ve actually finished. I can’t log on to the system after my shift, but I can call my colleague.”

Customer: “This is ridiculous! If you’ve finished why are you still here at this checkout?”

Me: “I’m shopping sir, like you are.”

Customer: “Why the h*** would you need to shop here?!”

Me: “I still need to eat, sir.”

Customer: “This is insane, what makes you think you have the right to eat?!”

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