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    Too Many Nuggets Rots Your Brain

    , | PA, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Do you still have the fifty piece nuggets?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry. It was a limited time product, but we still have the twenty piece.”

    Customer: “Okay, I need a minute to figure out what I want.”

    Me: “No problem. Just let me know when you’re ready.”

    *long silence*

    Customer: “Okay, that’ll be all.”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “Oh, I think I forgot to order!”

    Wake Up And Sell The Coffee, Part 2

    | Riverside, CA, USA | Food & Drink

    (I’m ringing up customers when I suddenly have a severe allergic reaction to something I ate on my break twenty minutes ago. By severe reaction, I mean my entire body is quickly becoming covered in hives in the span of about 30 seconds.)

    Customer: “Hey, can you hurry up? I’m kind of in a hurry.”

    Me: “Sorry, I think I’m gonna have to get someone else to finish
    helping you.”

    Customer: “No! I’m late and I need you to finish ringing me up right now!”

    Me: “Uhh…” *passes out*

    (As I am coming to, I can hear the customer still yelling.)

    Customer: “No, you can’t help me! I know he’s faking it and I’m not leaving until he rings me up!”

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    Mess Up The Ketchup And She’ll Mess You Up

    | Memphis, TN, USA | Food & Drink

    Me: “Okay, ma’am, a number 3 with a root beer. Is there anything else I can get for you today?”

    Customer: “No, that’ll be all, but do me a favor.”

    Me: “Alright, what can I do for you?”

    Customer: “Don’t put any ketchup packets in my bag.”

    Me: “Okay, I’ll be sure not–”

    Customer: “You better not! I can’t eat ketchup! They piss me off!”

    Ugly Advice From An Ugly Soul

    | New York, USA | At The Checkout

    (I’m skinny, tall, and with long hair. My boyfriend is also my coworker. He’s chubby, short, and his head is shaved. While ringing up a woman, my boyfriend passes by me at the end of his shift.)

    Woman: “Was that your boyfriend?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Woman: “My goodness, you deserve much better than that. You look like a model and don’t belong with that awful looking junk!”

    Me: “Uh, ma’am, I don’t think that’s for you to decide.”

    Woman: “I highly advise you to dump him. My friends and family always say I give the best advice and none of them have ever regretted it.”

    Me: “Ma’am, could you drop the subject? I’m trying to ring up your
    groceries and there’s a line behind you.”

    Woman: “Alright. I’ll have a talk with you some other time.”

    (So far, this woman hasn’t come back. Hopefully, she never will.)

    This Domain Is Not In Your Dominion

    | Boston, MA, USA | Technology

    (The company I work for is in the business of hosting websites. I receive a call from a customer who is having trouble logging into his control panel.)

    Customer: “I can’t login to my website.”

    Me: “What’s your domain name?”

    Customer: “[username]@yahoo.com.”

    Me: “That sounds like an email address to me, not a domain.”

    Customer: “That’s my dominion.”

    Me: “Your domain name should be something like www.[sitename].com.”

    Customer: “Right, it’s [username]@yahoo.com.”

    Me: “Sir, that’s not a domain name.”

    Customer: “Yes, that’s my dominion!”

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