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    More Than You Bargained For

    | Pearsall, TX, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid

    (A customer purchases some items at the checkout. While walking out, he sees a sign that one of his items is on sale.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, this sign says this glue is for $4.99, but the shelf says $5.99.”

    Me: *looks at receipt* “Well sir, I charged you $4.99.”

    Customer: “But the shelf said $5.99.”

    Me: “But I charged you $4.99.”

    Customer: “But the shelf said $5.99.”

    Me: “Okay, give me another dollar.”

    (The customer thinks for a second, then walks out of the store without saying another word.)

    Thorry Potter & The Norsely Hallows

    | Charlottesville, VA, USA | Movies & TV

    Me: “Hi, can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for this movie and I was wondering if you are playing it.”

    Me: “Sure! Whats the name of the movie you’re looking for?”

    Customer: “It’s that one about Thor. I don’t remember what it’s called.”

    Me: “Oh, you mean Thor?”

    Customer: “No, I really don’t think that was it…”

    Facebook Page Book Giveaway: Week 3

    | Facebook | Uncategorized

    As part of our ongoing Facebook page launch celebration, we’ll be giving away a total of 10 copies of the official Not Always Right book.

    To enter into our weekly drawing, simply like our Facebook page and you’ll automatically be entered. Two winners will be announced each week on our site, FB, and Twitter.

    The winners of this week’s Facebook Page Book Giveaway are Mia and James — congratulations! They’ll each receive a free copy of our book via Amazon. Mia and James — a Not Always Right staff member will be contacting you soon via Facebook so you can receive your book.

    If you didn’t win this time, don’t worry — you still have two more chances. Just like our Facebook page today to enter!

    PS – if you liked our page before the announcement of this contest, you’re already qualified — anyone who likes our page will automatically be entered!

    So Much Irony That It’s Unheard Of

    | East Midlands, UK | Uncategorized

    Me: “What was the name of the company you worked for?”

    Caller: “Sorry?”

    Me: “What was the name of the company you worked for?”

    Caller: “Did you ask for the name of the company I worked for?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Caller: “They were called ‘The Listening Company’.”

    The Short, Rainbow-Colored Bridge From Injured Pride To Pride Parades

    , | Minnesota, USA | Uncategorized

    (A customer and his son approach the counter. Note that the son is no more than 11 or 12 years-old.)

    Customer: “Hey, my son has something to ask you.”

    Me: “Yes?”

    Customer’s son: “Will you wanna go out with me?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Come on, it’s his first time asking a girl out! If you turn him down, he might get discouraged and go gay. You don’t want to turn him gay, do you?!”

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